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Title: Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army
Authors: marcyjo  and crazylindaroo 
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 1
Chapter Title: "She's Better Than Fine, She's Furry!"
Chapter POV: Bella Swan
Rating: T
Summary: The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines in Twilight fanfics. (though BD made some of them canon)
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.


 

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Title: Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army
Authors: marcyjo  and crazylindaroo 
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 2
Chapter Title: Experiments by Psychotic Royal Vampires
Chapter POV: Bella Swan
Rating: T
Summary: The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines in Twilight fanfics. (though BD made some of them canon)
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.

 

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Title: Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army
Authors: marcyjo  and crazylindaroo 
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 3
Chapter Title: "She's Better Than Fine, She's Furry!"
Chapter POV: Bella Swan
Rating: T
Summary: The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines in Twilight fanfics. (though BD made some of them canon)
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.

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marcy_kismet
05 December 2008 @ 05:19 pm



Title:
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army
Authors: marcyjo  and crazylindaroo 
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 4
Chapter Title: You Lock 'Em Up, We Knock 'Em Up!!
Chapter POV: Bella Swan
Rating: T
Summary: The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines in Twilight fanfics. (though BD made some of them canon)
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.


 

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05 December 2008 @ 05:07 pm






Title:
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army
Authors: marcyjo  and crazylindaroo 
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 5
Chapter Title: You Lock 'Em Up, We Knock 'Em Up!!
Chapter POV: Bella Swan
Rating: T
Summary: The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines in Twilight fanfics. (though BD made some of them canon)
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.


 

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marcy_kismet
05 December 2008 @ 04:55 pm


Title: Cullenary Education Forks Sex Ed
Author: Marcyj
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 1
Chapter Title: Bananarama
Chapter POV: Jasper Hale
Word Count: 4,048
Rating: T
Summary: At the end of Bella's Junior year, hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp.
Warnings: crude humor and overall frivolity
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.

 

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05 December 2008 @ 04:44 pm


Title: Cullenary Education Forks Sex Ed
Author: Marcyj
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 2
Chapter Title: Emmett and the Embryo
Chapter POV: Emmett Cullen
Word Count: 3,488
Rating: T
Summary: At the end of Bella's Junior year, hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp.
Warnings: crude humor and overall frivolity
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.

 

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marcy_kismet
05 December 2008 @ 04:38 pm


Title: Cullenary Education Forks Sex Ed
Author: Marcyj
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 3
Chapter Title: Dr. Carlisle Condom
Chapter POV: Carlisle Cullen
Word Count: 2,618
Rating: T
Summary: At the end of Bella's Junior year, hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp.
Warnings: crude humor and overall frivolity
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.

 

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marcy_kismet
05 December 2008 @ 04:29 pm


Title:
Cullenary Education Forks Sex Ed
Author: Marcyj
Fandom: Twilight
Chapter Number: 4
Chapter Title: Sex Ed...ward
Chapter POV: Edward Cullen
Word Count: 4,081
Rating: T
Summary: At the end of Bella's Junior year, hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp.
Warnings: crude humor and overall frivolity
Disclaimer: Twilight and Characters are intellectual property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended.

 

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